Dear Neighbor,

I think you might want to seek help!!

I might be wrong, but calling me the other night and leaving me a message that you could not remember if you gave Jordan a Christmas present or not because you had too much to drink, was a rather loud indicator.

Not only did you give him a very thoughtful Christmas present, but we also had a 5 minute conversation about the holidays.

I am still attempting to connect the dots of why you track down my cell phone number from another neighbor instead of just knocking on my door or leaving me a little note regarding this little incident.

Oh well...

Hope you have a very Merry Christmas!

love,
ro!